Two guys are going camping. After they had reached the base camp and had set it up, one of the guys says "I gotta take a dump! Where do I go?"
"Go around the corner there, behind those trees and do it."
"OK."
So the guy is gone for about 10 minutes, all of a sudden he remembers that he didn't bring any toilet paper. So he yells at the other guy for some TP but to no avail, the two didn't have any at all.
"What do you mean "We don't have any?"
"Just what I said, quit your whining and use some leaves or grass or something!"
"There isn't any!!"
"Well use some rocks or maybe a pine cone!"
"There isn't any!!"
"Well....Have you got a dollar?"
"Yeah" (Somewhat confused)
"Well use that then, geez!"
Another 10 minutes go by and the man emerges from the trees, with crap all the way up to his elbows.
"What the HELL happen??!!"
"Have you ever tried to wipe your butt with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel?"
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