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The Top 11 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love

11. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"

10. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."

9. "Feel the force!"

8. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."

7. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"

6. "Do me or do me not-there is no try."

5. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"

4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."

3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"

2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"

1. "Who's your Jedi master? Who's your Jedi Master?"

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