A man went to the doctor for his first prostate exam, and asked the doctor how the procedure is preformed?
The doctor replied while putting on his glove and some K-Y jelly around his forefinger "I insert this finger into your rectum and look for lumps and what not".
The patient replied "You're going to stick that finger up my ass?"
The doctor replied "Yes".
The patient said "While you're at it I want you to stick two fingers up my ass".
The doctor asked "Why? "
The patient replied "I want a second opinion".
| Over 330,565,892 Jokes served. |
next joke | back to topic list
Assorted | One Liners| Mostly True Stories| Signs of our Times
Jokes for Nerds | Professionals. | Quotations | Light Bulb Jokes
The Battle of the Sexes | Riddles | Religious Jokes | Gross
Blondes | Politics | Just Do It | Murphy's Law | Definitions
Dirty Jokes | Ethnic Jokes | Bill Clinton ZipperGate Section
|
joke topics | funny stories | submit a joke | contributors prestige mall | mailing list Design by Neuco Image Group, Inc. "Mefco" and "Mefco's Random Joke Server" are trademarks of Mefco, Inc. Privacy Policy Disclaimer |