A woman called up a doctor's office and said to the nurse, "I'm missing my panties. I just wonder if I left them in the dressing room."
The nurse said she'd look, but came back and said, "I'm sorry, madam, but your panties are not here."
"Oh well then, never mind," answered the other. "I must have left them at the dentist's."
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