Four women were teeing off to the first hole of their golf game. The forth woman hit a terrific slice and it zoomed off to the next fairway and hit a guy. He clasped his hands to his crotch and fell down in pain.
The girl ran over to him and taking his hands and placing them to his side said, "I'm a physical therapist and I can help you."
She then proceeded to open up his pants and began to massage his private parts therein. After a few minutes she said, "There! Doesn't that feel better?"
The guy said, "Yeah that does feel good. But my thumb still hurts like hell!
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