MacGregor had a toothache and went to Dr. Friedman.
"What do you charge for extracting a tooth?" asked the Scotsman.
"Fifty dollars." replied the dentist.
"Fifty dollars for only twenty seconds' work?" exclaimed MacGregor.
"Well," replied the dentist, "if you want, I could extract it very slowly."
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