This other guy walks into confession and admits to the priest that he had engaged in oral sex. The priest being quite new at this confession business tells the man he doesn' know what type of pennance to give him for his sin so he'll call the Holiness in Rome and ask him. The priest calls the Holiness and asks what he normally gives for a blow job to which the Holiness replies, "40,000 lyra"!
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