Santa Claus is making his rounds, and suddenly becomes startled by a beautiful woman gracefully walking down the stairs in a very sheer nightgown.
"Santa Claus, will you make love to me?" she asks seductively Santa replies" Ho,Ho,Ho, Santa's gota go... Gota deliver toys to all the good little girls and boys."
The lady, removing her nightgown is now in a very tight and lacy teddy and again asks:"Santa Claus, will you make love to me?"
Santa, sweating now, gains his composure and still replies "Ho,Ho,Ho, Santa's gota go... Gota deliver toys to all the good little girls and boys."
The beautiful woman proceeds to take off the teddy, revealing her worderfully formed nude body and again asks: "Santa Claus, will you make love to me?" even more seductively
Santa, can't take it anymore and replies" Hey, hey, hey, Looks like Santa's gotta stay...there ain't now way I'm getting up the chimney this way!"
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