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One day a priest and a nun went golfing.

The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put. He shouted, "Damn, missed again."

The nun, shocked, warned him "God will get you for that."

The next hole the same thing occurred. After the preist screamed "God Damn It! Missed again" the nun repeated her warning "God will get you for that!"

On the third hole, the priest again missed, and cursed, but before the nun could repeat her warning, a bolt of lightning came down from the heavens and struck the nun dead.

A deep voice from the clouds boomed out "God Damn It! Missed again!".

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