Top 5 Reasons Why Computers are Female
- Nobody but their creator understands their logic.
- Even the smallest mistakes are commited to memory for future reference.
- The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
- The message "Bad command or filename" is about as informative as "if you don't know why I am mad at you, then I certainly won't tell you."
- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it/her.
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