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Tonya Harding supposedly saved an 81-year-old woman's life at the Lost and Found Bar in Portland by performing CPR on her (the medics said the woman had merely fainted). Says Jay Leno: "And I guess out of force of habit she performed mouth-to-mouth on three bikers at the pool table, too."
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