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Top 10 Reasons For Being Spanish

  1. You can be mistaken for a Mexican all over North America
  2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees
  3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc
  4. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans
  5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing
  6. Hard to get the women into bed without marrying them ...
  7. .. and twice as hard still if you're not a Catholic
  8. In fact, the only sure way is to dress up in silly too-tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls
  9. You get to eat bulls' testicles
  10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.

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