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A Lesson in Political Science
- Socialism:
- You have two cows. The government takes one to give to
someone else.
- Communism:
- You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you
the milk.
- Fascism:
- You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you
the milk.
- Nazism:
- You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
- Bureaucracy:
- You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one
and pours the milk down the drain.
- Capitalism:
- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
- Anarchy:
- You steal neighbour's bull, and shoot the government.
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