A man walks into a urinal and sees a small man peeing. He says "I usually don't look, but you have a huge dick"
Small man: Well I'm a leprechaun
Man: Well can I have a wish?
Leprechaun: Sure
Man: Well can I have a big dick like you?
Leprechaun.: Sure, in the morning you will wake up with a big dick
Man: Well can I have a second wish?
Leprechaun: Sure
Man: "I want a pot of gold"
Leprechaun: "Ok you will wake up tomorrow with a big dick and a pot of gold"
Man: "Well can I have a third wish?"
Leprechaun: "If you let me do you in the ass"
Man: "Well, ok"
So they do it Greek style
Leprechaun: How old are you?
Man: 35
Leprechaun: A little old to be believing in leprechauns aren't we?
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