Three guys standing at the end of the line to get into Heaven are greeted by an angel who tells them they're for sure going to get in, but St. Peter's just too busy to handle the whole line right now so they're gonna have to go back to earth for one month...and they get to choose whatever they want to be during that time. The first guy says, "Well I've always wanted to fly like a bird...so how about making me an eagle?" "Certainly," says the angel, and the first man disappears in a puff of smoke. The second guy tells the angel that he's always wanted to be famous, with a huge following of admirers, and...poof! "Granted," says the angel. The third guy says (in a lowered voice)..."You know, I've always wondered what it would be like to be a really incredible stud...if you catch my meaning"...poof!

The month passes and St. Peter sends the angel to earth to bring back the three men. Two...three weeks go by and St. Peter's beginning to wonder where they are. A month later the angel shows up with the three men and St. Peter asks about the big delay...

"Well, the first guy wasn't hard to find: I went straight to the open plains of Midwest America and found him soaring through a canyon. The second guy was easy enough to find: I went to Hollywood and found him living it up as a popular movie star. But the third guy--I looked, and I looked, high and low; when I was just about to give up the search...I found him nailed inside the wall of a new apartment building outside Detroit."

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