While in prison O.J. had another prisoner join him in his cell. This person was 8' tall and 670 lbs. of solid muscle.
He asked O.J. if he wanted to be the husband or the wife.
Now O.J. not being stupid started reasoning in his mind "OK if I say I'm going to be the wife, this guy is going to fuck me in the ass." So O.J. said he was going to be the husband.
The other prisoner said, OK O.J. your the husband. Now get over here and suck your wife's dick."
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