There was this teacher that had told her students that they were going to talk about what body part would amke it first to heaven if they had died today.
One kid raised his hand and said "I think it's going to be the heart because God has a good heart and that's what he is going to except."
The teacher said good Tommy, anyone else?
David raised his hand and said "He's wrong because I now that it's going to be the hands and feet because last night I walked into my parents rooom and I saw my mom with her hands and feet up in the air saying Oh God! Oh God, I'm Coming!"
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