A man goes to the doctor and asks "Doc how come my penis is turning orange?"
The doctor looks in amazement as the patient pulls out his orange penis.
The doctor has no idea what the problem could be, and runs a every test he can think of.
A week later the guy comes back to check with the doctor. "Doc did you find out why my penis is turning orange?"
"I don't have a clue." says the doctor. "Every test came back negative. Perhaps its environmental. Tell me what you do and how do you spend your time."
"Oh, nothing out of the ordinary," says the man, "a bag of Cheetos, a porno flick, and a quiet evening at home."
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