There once was a yellow toad. And he wanted to be green like the others. So he went to this wizard and he said, "I want to be green like the other frogs."
And the wizard said, "Then green you shall be." Well he turned everything thing green but his dick.
And the frog said, "What about my dick?"
And the wizard told him he had to go to another wizard for that and gave him directions. Then a blue pig came in and the wizard turned him pink except his dick. And the pig asked how to get to the special wizard.
And the wizard said, "Follow the yellow dicked toad."
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