A special section of the army was practicing it's camouflage skills. They were all dressed as trees and had blended themselves in with the forest. The general is driving by to inspect his hidden ranks and judge the effectiveness of the maneuver when suddenly one of the soldiers breaks the drill and starts running around the place, jumping and screaming. Finally he's apprehended and brought before the general, who asks: "Soldier, do you realize that you may have jeopardized the whole exercise by your irresponsible behavior?" The soldier explains, "Sir, I'm sorry. I did my best. I did nothing when birds came by and tried to make a nest in my arms. I endured it when a dog came by and relieved himself on my shoes. But sir, I had to get moving when two squirrels ran up my pants and decided to eat one now and save the other for winter..."
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