An Eskimo woman drives her snowmobile into town to get it fixed. She goes to the mechanic and tells him the problem and the mechanic tells her that it will take him a while to fix it. He tells her to go across the street to a nice restaurant where they are having a special on fish and to come back when she is done.
She comes back two hours later and asks the mechanic for her snowmobile.
The mechanic gives it to her and says, "You blew a seal."
She looks at him and wipes her mouth and says, "No, that's just tartar sauce."
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