This man is walking along the beach, when he spots this woman crying. She has no arms and no legs, but otherwise has a gorgeous body and a beautiful face.
He stops and asks her why she is crying.
She answers, "I just want someone to hug me."
So he leans over, picks her up, gives her a warm, tender hug, then sets her down again.
She thanks him, and he continues on his way.
Later that afternoon, he is walking back along the beach, he spots the woman again, who's still crying.
He asks her what's wrong now. She answers, "I just want someone to kiss me"
So he leans over, picks her up, gives her a long, passionate kiss, then sets her down again.
She thanks him, and he continues on his way.
Later that evening, he's finishing off yet another walk along the beach, and once again, he sees the woman, still crying.
He asks her what's wrong this time, and she answers, "I just want someone to fuck me."
So he leans over, picks her up, carries her down to the pier, walks down to the end of it, throws her off the edge, and shouts down to her, "Now you're fucked!"
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