President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approaching him. What is it?" the President yells. It's the abortion bill, Mr. President. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asks.
President Clinton responds, "Just go ahead and pay it!"
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