Excerpt from Kenneth Starr's cross examination of President Clinton.
Starr: Now you told us earlier that you spent a lot of money on a face lift for Ms. Lewinski. Would you like to clarify just how much money you spent?
Clinton: No, no ,no. What I said was, "I blew a wad on her face."
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