A minister was greeting parishoners as they left church one Sunday morning. One man stopped to shake hands and said to the minister, "That was a damn fine sermon, Pastor."
The minister said, "Well, thank you, but I really wish you wouldn't use that kind of language in church."
The man replied back, "Oh, I'm sorry. But, I also wanted to tell you that I put a thousand dollars in the collection this morning."
To which the minister replied, "The hell you say!"
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