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Mr. Jones was out walking his dog one Fall afternoon when he came upon his young neighbor, Bobby, raking the leaves. "It s good to see you home from your trip! How was Europe?" he said.

"Well," said Bobby, "we had a wuunnerful tiime! Firsth, we rode on thisth big ole airplaanee. Sthep we hadta ge own real early for Lill Jimmy cause heeth a cripple, ya know. An we rode far an awwful long tiime but me and momma an daddy and Lill Jimmy we plaayed gameth an caardth. We wen ta Lundun firth."

"So what d you see?!!"

"Ooohh, we wenta the Palath of the Queeen and me an momma waatch the changin of the guardth but Lill Jimmy he got awwful tiired so we wen ta the Towr uf Lundun. Me an daddy cliimed to the tippy top of the towr an waved to Lill Jimmy cause heeth a cripple, ya know. But we had suuch a fun tiime in Lundun.

"Where d you go from there?"

"Weelll, we wenta Paarith, Franth. Ohhh, it wath tho pirrty. We ate goood foodth and wen ta the Iffel Towr. Me an momma an daddy an Lill Jimmy we rode the elevator to the almoth tippy top of the towr but momma an Lill Jimmy, they thayed down on the platform while me an daddy took the thairs to the tippy top. We hung off the thide and waved at momma an Lill Jimmy (cause Lill Jimmy heeth a cripple, ya know). Tho then we wenta Itly!!! We wenta Rome!"

"Did you have a good time? What did you do there?"

"We rode in the gondolaath; cept we hadda liff Lill Jimmy in the boat cause heeth a cripple, ya know. An then we wenta thee the Pope!"

"The Pope?!!! How lucky you were!!! What was it like?"

"Well, we waited for an awwful loonngg tiime for him ta come out but the big ole doorth opened up aaaannnn out came the Pope! He had a biiigg hat an a funny dreth an he walked down the liine an touched anybody on the head an blethed em! Lill Jimmy wath so cited to thee him but he got tiired of thandin cause heeth a cripple, ya know!!!"

"Tho he came upta daddy and he put his han on hith head an thaid, Bleth you my thun. You have a beauuutiful family! An he put hith han on momma th head and thaid, Bleth you my chile. You have a wunnerful huthban an two hanthum thuns! An then he put his han on my head an thaid, Bleth you my thun. You a thurly a beauuutiful chile of God. An then he put hith hanth on Lill Jimmy th head."

"Well, what happened? What did he say to him?"

"He thaid, Thun, throw away your riight crutch. An he did! Then he thaid, Thun, throw away your lefff crutch."

"So what happened?!!!"

"He fell on hith aath heeth a cripple, ya know!"

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