I know the day it happens. On August 29, 1997 it's going to feel pretty f**king real to you too. Anybody not wearing two million sun block is going to have a real bad day. Get it?
- Sarah Conner (played by Linda Hamilton), in Terminator 2: Judgement Day, offers a cheery thought for the day.
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