"I'm glad the electric chair is the only method of capital punishment that involves powered furniture. Just imagine being executed by an adjustable bed."
- Paul Paternoster
"I've heard people say the electric chair is "cruel and unusual", but I think it's a lot quicker and more humane than its predecessor, the steam chair."
- Claire Voltaire, inspired by Paul Paternoster
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