I must warn you that I am a martial arts expert in Kung-Fu, Ju-Jitsu, and Tai-Chi. I was trained for twenty years by Showlin monks in every possible form of defence and death-grip. Be aware, that before you can even squeeze the trigger on that gun I can..."Bang!"
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