There was this young polar bear, and he went to his mother and asked, "mom, am I a hundred percent polar bear?" She said, "sure you are honey, I'm a hundred percent polar bear, my parents are a hundred percent polar bear, and their parents are a hundred percent polar bear. Sure, you are a hundred percent polar bear".
Then the young polar bear went to his father and asked, "dad, am I a hundred percent polar bear?" He said, "of course you are, son. I'm a hundred percent polar bear, my parents are a hundred percent polar bear, and their parents are a hundred percent polar bear, so, of course, you are a hundred percent polar bear. Why do you ask?"
The young polar bear exclaims, "Because I'm freezen'!"
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