Survial Training
During the Gulf War, an Air Force jet crashed in the Sahara. The pilot and co-pilot bailed out. Landing on the ground, they saw nothing but sand for miles and miles.They walked all day, becoming hungry, and drinking the last water in their canteens.
After a few more hours, crawling across the burning sand, they came across the body of an Iraqui pilot. He had been there for a few days, and was decomposing.
Being hungry, the co-pilot started eating the dead man.
The pilot just watched.
After a short rest, they continued their trek.
A few hours later, the co-pilot became violently sick, and vomited.
Quickly, the pilot scrambled over to his buddy, and said, "I knew if I waited long enough, I'd get a hot meal."
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