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A guy walks into a bar and sees this prostitute in the corner. So he walks up to her and she says..

"For 50 bucks I'll suck your dick and sing the national anthem perfectly."

So he agrees.

She takes him into a room where it's pitch black and she starts to suck his dick. "Oh say can you seee...."

Perfect.

So the next day he goes in the bar and sees the same prostitute there. He says,"I gotta know how you did that!"

She says "I'll do it again for 100 bucks."

So he agrees again.

They go back into the same room and this time he brought a flashlight. She starts to suck his dick and...

"Oh say can you see...."

Perfect.

So he quickly turns on the flashlight and sees a glass eye sitting on the table!

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