A man is having a walk in the forest when he realizes that he needs to go to the toilet. Looking around he sees a bush that he could hide behind. Once behind he takes down his trousers and gets on with his business.
"Aaaaaa...nnnnnnn...eeeee PLOP"
Once finished the man looks around - he looks left, he looks right and then above him he spots Mr. Squirrel sitting on a tree branch.
"Excuse me Mr. Squirrel.." the man started
"How may I be of help?" answered Mr. squirrel
"Well... You know when you have a crap out here in the forest"
"Hmm...yeah"
"Does the - you know - crap stick to your fur?"
Mr. Squirrel thought deeply for a moment.
"No, not once"
With that the man reached up and grabbed Mr. Squirrel and proceeded to clean his bottom with him.
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