Top 10 Reasons For Being Irish
- The Guinness is great
- The crack is great
- You won't get in a crack unless you marry them
- You can't have sex with a condom on
- Thus you must have sex without one on
- No one can ever remember the night before
- If you don't agree with me I'll blow you up
- The stew is great
- The Murphy's is great
- Er...Best pop down the pub and have a think
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