Gallagher just had a heart transplant and was getting instructions from his doctor. He was placed on a strict diet, denied tobacco and alcohol, and advised to get at least eight hours' sleep a night.
"What about my sex life?" asked the patient. "Will it be all right for me to have intercourse?"
"Only with your wife," said the doctor. "We don't want you to get too excited."
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