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He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in
it.
He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you
in the worst way.
He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
He said... Shall we try a different position tonight?
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