Things That You Will Never Hear A Woman Say To A Man

• "I think that shirt with the holes in the armpits is so sexy!"
  
  
• "I just love hairy butts."
  
  
• "Once again you are right and I am wrong."
  
  
• "I don't think you swear enough."
  
  
• "I think that diamond is too big."
  
  
• "I am going to the store do you want beer in bottles or cans?"
  
  
• "We don't have sex enough."
  
  
• "Hey! (fart sound) Oh that's gonna smell."
  
  
• "Do these pants make my butt look to thin?"
  
  
• "Sure honey any hole you want."

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