Two blonde men were sitting in a bar sipping Black Label Johnny Walker when one noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner.
As he was getting up to talk to her the bartender said "Hey don't worry about her, She's a lesbian!".
The guy said "Lesbian or no lesbian, I get all of them" and, stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand, he walked to her table, leaned forward and in a very sexy voice he said "Where exactly in Lesbia, you from?"
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