One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde.
She says "Santa, will you stay with me?" Santa says Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys.
She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys.
She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
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