Here is our collection of funny stories just a little too long for our Random Joke Server. To get a funny story just pick one!

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• Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
• Alice's PDP-10
• All Repairs Day
• Automobile Tool Definitions
• Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
• Attention Bridge Buyers
• You Might be a Child of the 80's If...
• Clarification
• DEC Rainbow User's Guide
• Declaration of Independence Reply
• The Dr. Seuss Version of the 4 Questions
• Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
• If I Ever Become an Evil Overlord
• Experience Great Sex
• Unified Field Theory
• Unix man page for GNUecho
• Get Rich Slow
• Useful Hawaiian Phrases
• IBM Virtual Universe Operating System
• I'm Glad I'm a ...
• How To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity
• Ritual Slaughter of the Latke
• Little Red Riding Hood, 1997
• Men's Rules for Women
• Men Vs. Women
• Microsoft Technical Support vs. The Psychic Friends Network
• Microsoft vs. Department of Justice
• 'Twas The Night Before Christmas... For Moms
• Mom's Brownies
• MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
• NASA Press Release
• Unix man page for NCM
• Twelve Steps to Not Thinking
• Quantum Physics
• You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...
• Research Paper Glossary
• Morny, Rune-sore-bees
• If You've Been Good, Press One
• Chocolate Layer Cake 1040
• The Exam
• Vowels to Bosnia
• McDonnell Douglas Warranty Card
• Women's English
• Company Christmas Party Memo
• 36 Signs You Might Be A Yankee

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