An old man goes to his doctor for a physical. The doctor says, "Take off all your clothes." So he does. Then the doctor says, "Now go look out that window." So he does. "Now stick out your tongue." So he does.
The old man turns to the doctor and asks, "What did that tell you, Doc?"
He says, "Nothing, I'm mad at my neighbor."
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