I have decided to accept spam into my life. Why? Because every morning when I arrive at work, my mail is filled with praise and hope for the future:

• I am pre-approved for loans because of my excellent credit
  
  
• I am a trusted business partner to many rich African businessmen
  
  
• I can always start a new business at home and be rich
  
  
• The size of my "package" is under my control, were it to be deficient
  
  
• I have many opportunities for college loans at my disposal
  
  
• Any time I want I could make a killing in the stock market trough special knowledge shared personally with me by someone who trusts me with it
  
  
• I can stop me or my spouse from snoring should it become a problem
  
  
• Someone has enough faith in my linguistic skills to think I can understand ¼Ì²ÌÌÈîÜç»ìµ£Á×”¸Ÿ'àµÌÀƒ¼Ì£À
  
  
• My credit record can be wiped clean (although how this works with pre-approved loans is a mystery -- maybe they wiped it clean for me already?)

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