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TOP TEN FALLOUT EVENTS FROM THE ANTIVIRUS WARS So Symantec sues McAfee, and then McAfee sues Symantec--or is it the other way around? When will these lawsuits end? Not until these ten events come to pass...

  1. McAfee adds real Ebola virus to Symantec candy machine.

  2. Grudge match on WWF-TV: Peter Norton vs. John McAfee.

  3. GeekoTerrorism: Symantec spikes the trees in McAfee's parking lot.

  4. Microsoft kills the market: Licenses antivirus software from Genentech for Windows 98.

  5. Countersuit: McAfee claims Symantec's PCAnywhere contains illegal copy of McAfee corporate phone list.

  6. Countercountersuit: Symantec claims McAfee's PC Medic 97 doesn't have the appropriate medical license.

  7. Shocking truth revealed: Symantec's lead programmer known to friends as "DethKracker."

  8. McAfee's new antivirus scanner starts flagging Symantec Visual Cafe as a virus.

  9. Peter Norton files injunction against John McAfee: can't cross his arms on a product box anymore.

  10. Matt Drudge admits: I started the whole virus scare!

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