A novice of the temple once approached the Chief Priest with a question. "Master, does Emacs have the Buddha nature?"
The Chief Priest had been in the temple for many uears and could be relied upon to know these things. He thought for several minutes before replying. "I don't see why not. It's got bloody well everything else."
- Anon.
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