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The wife of a submarine commander gave birth to a beautiful baby girl in the Norfolk Hospital while her husband's craft was patrolling Far Eastern waters. This is the cable she sent him: "Ahoy, skipper. New craft successfully launched at seven bells. Tonnage: eight pounds. No periscope. All shipshape. That is all, we hope. Love. Mary."
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